• Observer Magazine
    Observer Magazine "Confident and razor sharp"
  • funny.co.uk
    funny.co.uk "Her material is diverse; flitting from one subject to another without breaking pace and she hits the right comedic tone every time"
  • Melbourne Age
    Melbourne Age "Achingly funny, a cracking show"
  • The Skinny, Edinburgh
    The Skinny, Edinburgh "Probably the most impressive British female comic on the circuit."

Edinburgh Fringe 2014

Zoe Lyons - Mustard Cutter

mustard cutter svMustard Cutter is Zoe's new show full of her trademark high energy, brilliantly observed routines and sharply written material. Her growing fan base has come to love her warm and physically animated performances.

**** The List
**** EdFest
**** The Skinny
**** Scotsgay
**** Three Weeks

Zoe will also be appearing in the new Seabright Production "Outings" at the Fringe.

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Zoe Lyons - Mustard cutter

30 July- 24 Aug @ 7pm

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Venue: Gilded Balloon
Tel: 0131 622 6552

Gilded Balloon


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Welcome To Zoe's Web SiteWelcome to the official website of award winning comedian Zoe Lyons. If.comedy Best Newcomer Nominee 2007

Zoe created a huge buzz on the comedy circuit in 2004 when she won the 'Nivea Funny Women Award 2004' and reached the finals of 'Channel 4's So You Think You're Funny Award' in the same year. As a result she has become a highly sought after act on both the national and international circuit.

Zoe takes a sideways view of life, picking out the many absurdities and turning them into hilarious routines which she delivers with tremendous energy.

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