• Observer Magazine
    Observer Magazine "Confident and razor sharp"
  • funny.co.uk
    funny.co.uk "Her material is diverse; flitting from one subject to another without breaking pace and she hits the right comedic tone every time"
  • Melbourne Age
    Melbourne Age "Achingly funny, a cracking show"
  • The Skinny, Edinburgh
    The Skinny, Edinburgh "Probably the most impressive British female comic on the circuit."

Spring Tour - 2015

Zoe Lyons - Mustard Cutter

mustard cutter svMustard Cutter is Zoe's new show full of her trademark high energy, brilliantly observed routines and sharply written material. Her growing fan base has come to love her warm and physically animated performances.

**** The List
**** EdFest
**** The Skinny
**** Scotsgay
**** Three Weeks

Following a highly successful run at the Edinburgh Festival 2014 Zoe will be doing a short tour in Spring 2015.

Dates and Venues 

Click on Venue links for tickets and info.


5th May Bristol Lantern Theatre

10th May Salford Lowry

13th May Glasgow The Stand  

17th May Brighton Komedia

23rd May Didcot Cornerstone Arts

31st May Edinburgh The Stand

1st June Newcastle The Stand

4th June Loughborough Town Hall

18th June Sutton Coldfield Comedy Junction

25th June London St. James Studio

4th July Colchester Arts Centre 



‘Proper laugh out loud one-liners’ ★★★★★ The Herald

Lyons has put together a joyous show of sparkling stand-up’ ★★★★  Chortle

‘Excellent’ ★★★★ The Mirror

‘Zoe Lyons really cuts the mustard’ The Scotsman













RT @jackiecrozier: Never mind the election. @zoelyons is coming to Manchester (well ok Salford) on Sunday. She's rather funny that one. htt…
Bringing my tour show Mustard Cutter to the Lowry, Salford this Sunday. Tix and info at http://t.co/4xxs3FFQaN
RT @LboroTownHall: All this wk @ZoeLyons will be on The Wright Stuff at 9.15am. Give it a watch then see her here live next month! Info- ht…
Great to see you pounding the streets of Hove @peterkyle @SimonFanshawe and @eddieizzard. Best of British for tomorrow!#gotmyvote
RT @thervt: We have the brilliant @zoelyons here @thervt on 12th & 13th Aug. We LOVE Zoe Lyons more than doughnuts, beer and chips. #COMEDY
RT @StandardIssueUK: We had a Q&A with the flippin awesome @zoelyons. Have a goosey gander here. http://t.co/rEIU2iMZse http://t.co/FuRVWeo

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Welcome To My Site

Welcome To Zoe's Web SiteWelcome to the official website of award winning comedian Zoe Lyons. If.comedy Best Newcomer Nominee 2007

Zoe created a huge buzz on the comedy circuit in 2004 when she won the 'Nivea Funny Women Award 2004' and reached the finals of 'Channel 4's So You Think You're Funny Award' in the same year. As a result she has become a highly sought after act on both the national and international circuit.

Zoe takes a sideways view of life, picking out the many absurdities and turning them into hilarious routines which she delivers with tremendous energy.

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